Monster Empire

Series: Monster Empire

Description: 

• Step 1 - Find beautiful monster girl
• Step 2 - Bed beautiful monster girl
• Step 3 - Make half-monster-half-human child that has magical abilities with beautiful monster girl
• Step 4 - Go to Step 1 with different monster girl until an unstoppable horde is made
• Step 5 - Conquer the world

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Narration By: Christopher Boucher and Jessica Threet
Duration: 9 Hours, 40 Mintues

Paperback Page count: 271

Series: Monster Empire

Being the head of a monster-girl homestead isn’t easy. Yeah, there is plenty of awesome sex and cute/horrific monster babies, but Ken Jewell soon has his hands full when a big band of bounty hunters start looking for “Crazy Ken” in the surrounding wilderness.

To grow his small empire, Ken’s going to have to find some new monster women to make clever and strong babies with. And where does a human soldier from Earth find monster girls to make babies with?

The Underdark!

• Step 1 - Find beautiful monster girl
• Step 2 - Bed beautiful monster girl
• Step 3 - Make half-monster-half-human child that has magical abilities with beautiful monster girl
• Step 4 - Go to Step 1 with different monster girl until an unstoppable horde is made
• Step 5 - Conquer the world

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Narration By: Christopher Boucher and Jessica Threet
Duration: 12 Hours, 05 Mintues

Paperback Page count: 359

Series: Monster Empire

The homestead has become a thriving empire of adorably murderous kids, and it looks like Clan Jewell is truly destined for greatness.

Just as long as Ken can keep their enemies at bay and his pregnant monster wives from slaughtering everyone within a ten-mile radius.

Every good soldier has a plan, though. All it’s gonna take is setting up an underdark thieves’ highway and robbing the most powerful man in the region of all his granite.

Which would be a hell of a lot easier if monsters, bounty hunters, and the duke’s soldiers weren’t after Crazy Ken’s family.

Narration By: Christopher Boucher and Jessica Threet
Duration: 10 Hours, 54 Mintues

Paperback Page count: 390

Series: Monster Empire

Ken Jewell never intended to have seven different orc armies hunting him down at once.

He also hoped to avoid getting the whole of the duke’s forces up in arms over their infiltrated granite quarry, but things don’t always go as planned.

And every good dad’s gotta learn to roll with the punches.

So… oh well! Looks like it’s time to unleash the cutest little bloodthirsty army this world has ever seen.

Narration By: Christopher Boucher and Jessica Threet
Duration: 13 Hours, 57 Mintues

Series: Monster Empire

Ken’s got a lot of stuff to do to keep his pregnant monster wives happy, but the most important task is finding the missing duchess before her horrible husband does.

It would be a difficult quest under normal circumstances, but add in a mermaid who has pregnancy cravings, a dwarf who needs granite to build a wall, and a dryad who needs to dive back into the deep, deep underdark to get her trees, and you’ve got another hectic week at Clan Jewell.

Paperback Page Count: 512

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• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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